It’s Monday, and we are all coming clean with all the things that we did NOT do this past week! Won’t you join me, MckMama, and the rest of the blog world, for some free therapy!?!
None of these conversations took place at my house this week…Nope.
Jadon: Kiahna said the “D” word.
Me: What’s the “D” word?
Jadon: Dog!
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Kiahna: Jadon, Eat your food.
Jadon: You’re not the boss!
Kiahna: Yes, I am. I’m the little boss.
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Me: Kiahna, what are you doing?
Kiahna: Mommy. Don’t say that.
Me: What did I say? I just want to know what you are doing. So what is the answer?
Kiahna: I AM NOT A PANTHER!
Me: ?????????
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Lucas didn’t get an A+ on his science test this week!! His wonderful teacher didn’t give him an award for it!
He didn’t make this awesome log cabin for Indiana History class all on his own, out of pretzel rods, graham crackers and cereal either….
Jadon and Kiahna were not kept busy for hours playing with glue, scissors, and construction paper… they didn’t use lip gloss as glue either… Not J & K!
It’s not becoming a daily routine for them to spend a long time “swimming”…
We did not get TP-ed AGAIN! What is this 4 times this winter? Nope.
That is not a bale of straw at the end of our driveway… pulled over from the neighbor's field across the road. Nope.
We are not considering getting a second dog, because this one is not warning us that there are people outside at 2:00 in the morning…
Either that or we somehow uglify this boy… to keep the girls away…because it sure isn’t his girl-friends that keep coming in all climates to do this to us! Not Zach!
James didn’t shave his legs for sectional swimming… with MY RAZOR! NOPE! Not James!
Leah didn’t have her friend Macy over, and they didn’t ask if they could make dinner. They didn’t want to surprise me and ask if they could make anything they wanted. Of course, I didn’t tell them yes. They didn’t make mac & cheese with homemade french fries. Nope.
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Now, go on over to MckMama’s place and play along! Or leave me a comment telling us what You didn’t do this week!!
Pam
23 comments:
Great post!
I love the Kiahna comment about the Panther...lol...Sasha does that to me alot.
And there is not way to "uglify" your children...they are gorgeous...all of them, but those teenage girls tp the house...geez.
ROTFL @ Kiahna's panther comment. Ooooooookay. LOL
LORI
Your son will love you sharing about his legs. lol
That is horrible that your yard keeps getting TP'd! What in the world?
Happy NMM!
Beth
Cute pix! I aspire to have the pix ready to go each week, but then realize I have already used them...sigh! Going through my archives for next week's YGMT though! LOVE that! Thanks!
glue for lipstick! well, at least it's not only my house! too much. great lsit this week. you def had nothing going on this week!
Wait until he shaves his head.....What events does he swim?
Both my girls swim at the high school level and they don't shave their legs until state compatition - gross. Like that amount of hair is going to cause drag and help them swim faster when it's shaved off.
I guess something is working since we're heading so the state compatition. :-)
Have a great day.
I just love all the stuff that did not go on in your house this past week. And I absolutely can not relate to the conversations you've had with the little ones, because that kind of thing never happens here!
You don't need to ugglify him, just send him outside with a trashbag to clean it up!! ;o)
I love the panther comment too!
I'd send him out to clean it for sure, if it was not all stuck to the trees like glue (and up high) because it proceeded to snow wet snow all day that next day!!! UHG!!
Hi
Thanks for the comment! I can relate to the TP...my sons soccer team decided to stick over 1800 forks in our front yard when we came back from vacation last summer. It would have been funny if we werent so tired from driving nine hours in the car with two babies.. of course it is funny now!! I love you blog, Im glad I found it.
Loved all the not happenings at your house. Whew...about the dog word.
I guess I'm going to claim my ignorant card and say that I don't understand the Panther comment as did many of your readers. So, if you would want to kindly inform me and increase my intelligence I would be ever so grateful. :-)
Never a dull moment at your house huh? No, not there.
Great post, I love the dialogue! We have some great stuff around here too, too bad I never remember it! You got yourself some wonderful gorgeous kids! So is your son cleaning up all the TPing from his girlfriends? LOL! Have a wonderful and exciting week!
Great Not Me's! I love the TP job! ha ha ha
Great Not Me Monday. I can't believe they are papering your house in the middle of winter, thats crazy. Or should I say the girls are boy crazy!
Whoa, funky.. your comment info is invisible.. I almost thought you disabled comments on the post! Yikes! Good gosh, I love that log cabin.. can I take notes for when my boy needs to do something cool like that? Way to go, Lucas, and on the 100 on your test, too! Love all the funnies from the small fry crowd, too... how do you get anything done for all the laughing? And, for all the cold, blowing wind and snow... oh my gosh! We haven't really had a real flake here all winter, and I'm SO sad. If I pack my boy up REAL good and ship him to you, would you show him that snow isn't all THAT fun after about the first 10 minutes? Cause you just look like you could use another boy! And yeah, I need to find you an ugly stick to beat your kids with, cause they are ALL gorgeous! Blessings.. and have fun puttin' up your feet while those girls do the cookin'......
Your kids are so funny!! I've had some head-scratching conversations with my son, so I can definitely relate!! Hope you have a good week!!
What a bunch of great "Not Me's". One day I'll play. I just don't think I'll be any good at it. I don't usually have a defeatist attitude either. :-)
How are you, Friend? I'll be catching up on your blog now that I'm home.
My kids love to take baths with their suits on. I can't believe that you got t-peed again. Nice:)
alan jackson sang in my ear and tears came down my face. That song makes me cry every time... where were you... i was in Seattle, WA in line giving blood. in shock. such a moving song. 9/11, is my moment in history, what is yours?
SERIOUSLY....TPd four times...what a record. Love the cabin too! Hope ya had a great Monday :)
~Elyse~
Sounds like it's time for some TP revenge. You'd be the coolest mom ever if you took him out at 2 in the morning to do some payback...
:) Love the pictures!
This is my 1st time at your blog. You have a gorgeous family!!! And it sounds like they "aren't" super awesome too!
just checkin in on ya!! if you need anything please feel free to ask!!
this is staci from blogalicious designs
hope all is well!!
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