Not Me! Monday.

Well…Our Charming Hostess, MckMama, sure ISN’T cruising the Caribbean this week!  She sure deserves a nice, quiet, warm vacation!  Hope you are having a blast MckMama, Prince Charming, and MckMuffin!

 

Okay so this is when I divulge all of the things that most certainly didn’t happen around here this past week… I don’t think I can come up with at least one per kid! 

 

Kiahna didn’t peel any wallpaper flowers off the wall of her and Leah’s bedroom while she was supposed to be napping this week.  Nope.

 

I am not just about finished trying to give Kiahna naps because she messes things up so often while she is supposed to be napping. 

 

Kiahna didn’t cover her shirt and pants with spaghetti sauce BEFORE even putting a bite into her mouth at lunch this week.  She wasn’t picking mushrooms out of the spaghetti.  Nope.  Not Kiahna.

 

 

Jadon and Kiahna didn’t make pictures for grandma, grandpa and their cousin Hallie… Kiahna didn’t glue a Triscuit on each one…

 

 

Jadon isn’t talking about when he grows up and gets to play ball… he doesn't’ love taking the court before and after the games to dribble the ball…

 

And when he realizes that the entire stands are watching him, along with his teacher… he never acts shy…or hides behind the ball.  Nope.

 

 

While checking Lucas math homework this week, I didn’t ask him what 2/4 reduces to, and he didn’t tell me one-twoths.  I didn’t laugh and thank him for providing a never ending supply of blog material for me!  He didn’t reply, with a “your’ welcome!”

 

 

Leah didn’t finally get to have her friends over for a birthday party on Friday night!

 

We didn’t have a blast ice skating! 

 

Half of Leah’s friends were not giggly and silly over Leah’s two handsome older brothers.  Nope.  And this is not a first for us.  Nope.

 

 

Zach didn’t tell his class at school that chili soup makes him throw up.  I didn’t fix it for him Sunday night, just to tease him because I wanted to see if he would really throw up, since I have never known him to do that!  Not Me!

 

Zach and his teammates didn’t make the FRONT PAGE of the local newspaper with their win last week!  NOPE!!  (this is small town America at it’s finest!  See I TOLD YOU it was a BIG DEAL!!)

They didn’t win another tournament on Saturday, by three points. 

Zach didn’t shoot his first free throws of the year on Saturday…

James didn’t tell me one night last week.  “Mom, you were completely right about…”  And I did not need treatment for shock.  Nope.  I hear that from my teenagers daily, don’t you? 

James’ relay team didn’t win by 100th of a second last week!  Nope!  No one was comparing that to a Michael Phelps race.  And Leah didn’t ask, “who’s Michael Phelps?”  ;)  Not Leah.

I didn’t tell James I think he should continue doing the backstroke, since I can get better pictures of him then!  Nope. Not Me!

Pam