Not Me! Monday

It is time for a free therapy session… Where we tell all the things that absolutely DIDN’T Happen to us this week!  (wink, wink).

If you haven’t been checking in on McKMamma this past week… then I am not sure where you have been!  You missed witnessing God’s Miraculous Healing of little Stellan for the SECOND time in his wee little life!  McKMamma is the lovely host of this blog carnival, and this is where you go to link up, and to read 100’s more Not Me Monday posts.

I have not been more lazy in the past week than I have been in years, while at home anyway.  Nope. 

We are not all dragging, dragging, dragging today… because we got on a go to bed after midnight, and wake up about 9 am schedule… I would never allow that to happen or be a part of that.  I know better. 

I’d never be thinking of climbing back into bed, skipping Jadon’s preschool, skipping grocery shopping..No. 

I haven’t been avoiding meal making, and getting by on left-overs, & cold meat and cheese… Nope.  Not me. 

I didn’t serve my family hash brown potatoes from a bag that said, “best if used by 4/7/2007”…  No that would be disgusting. 

Didn’t let my house, and my children run amuck while I played with my pictures from the year, caught up on my blog, and wrote.  Not Me.

I was not awarded A Fabulous Blog Award by Gayle @ The White House.  The award doesn’t require that I list 5 addictions… and I didn’t know immediately that my list would include being with my kids, and taking pictures of them… blogging…. writing… talking… and coffee.  Nope. I am not addicted to anything.

Because, I sure didn’t take 455 pictures in October, or 437 in November… and I didn’t take 550 pictures at Christmas.  (James took some)… so see… I really didn’t!

I didn’t use my Christmas money to buy myself a Cannon Rebel… because a new-better camera would only my the picture addiction, I don’t have, worse!  No Way, Not Me!

I didn’t pull all of Kiahna’s yarn braids out this week… some of the braids had not been in for at least three months… And she didn’t look completely adorable in her real hair…

The undoing, washing, parting, and temporary braiding didn’t take us 3 hours…  she was not hiding from me under the table when I wanted to take this picture of her… Nope.  Not Kiahna.

We are not working on new yarn braids already… because her hair is not already getting fuzzy… after only a couple days.  Nope.

She didn’t throw up three times one night last week.  No.

I was not sure that James must have had a high temperature or acquired Mad Cow Disease or done something awful… because he was being so helpful, cleaning, and working around the house.  Nope.  Not James.  I didn’t breathe a sigh of relief that perhaps he didn’t commit a felony, wasn’t trying to ease some bad news on me, and wasn’t dying, when I finally realized his ulterior motive for all the work… Nope.

Leah and Zach didn’t have a blast snow skiing last Sunday-Tuesday.  Nope. 

Leah didn’t put on a pair of her friend’s boots under her formal dress at the Junior High dance…

Her friend was not completely grossed out when the boots were all sweaty after the dance… Nope.  Not Leah.

We did not get TP-ed AGAIN… in January.. in rain… Nope.  Not us.

I did not tell Zach that it was all his fault… if he was not so darn cute… because it sure hasn’t been HIS friends every time… and they haven’t been girls every time either… Nope.

Anyway… James, Zach and two of James friends did not chase down the TPers… nope.  They didn’t do anything stupid or dangerous… teenagers don’t do those things.  Not My Kid.

My blog is not in process of getting a complete make-over!  And I am not excited about that! Nope. Not. Me. 

Pam